You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
