So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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