I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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