just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Houston, we have a squirter
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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