How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
well you can't waste a boner
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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