ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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