covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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