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Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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