____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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