Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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