I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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