Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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