I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We got so high we made milksteak
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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