Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I smell stomach acid.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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