Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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