i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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