I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
