I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
