i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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