Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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