I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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