Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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