dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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