its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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