I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Houston, we have a blender
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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