I need help removing her.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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