This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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