to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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