yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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