do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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