this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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