they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You may now shotgun with the bride
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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