I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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