just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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