I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
