spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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