Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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