I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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