Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
handjob tips. give me some.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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