I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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