He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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