If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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