Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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