white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just blew my weed a kiss
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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