My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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