Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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