There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
