Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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