garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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