weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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