You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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