I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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