their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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